Terrible Puns 1

I got this idea from Richard the Poltmeister over at Writing Ball. Now these puns aren't about typewriters, but they are pretty gosh darn bad. Woooooooooooo!





What cut the Roman Empire in half? A pair of Caesars!

What's a fake noodle? An impasta!

What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but then I got over it.

What do you call a crocodile that works for the police department? An investigator.

thanks for reading guys!

Stay Classy and Merry Christmas,

-Will

Photographs!

Hey! I decided to upload some pictures because I could, and that I would be making my first typecast! (crowd lets out terrific roar). It will be short but sweet and is down below. I don't have much to talk about, but it doesn't matter. HURRAH! Sorry for the bad quality, but it should be legible. Remember, it only my first of many typecasts! Look at that organized desk! And that Mercedes Superba in desperate need of repair! My Underwood No.5 posing with Cary Grant!

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND STAY CLASSY,

-Will

Tragedy

Well, this is upsetting. If you don't know, there has been a shooting in a school in Connecticut with an apparent psycho murdering 27 adults and 18 students. On an ironic note, my class watched IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, a timeless classic. I say it's ironic because the ultimate point of the film is that to say no life is a waste, through the life of George Bailey. It is one of my favorite movies, landing in at number two on my list. As for my life in typewriters, let's just say it's really slow. I have been throwing my eyes upon my new want: 1949 Empire Aristocrat. I know basically nothing about it, but I saw a video by Dr. Typewriter about it, and I have been looking for one since. I'm watching a 1980's Peanuts short. Those are never as good as the originals, with too many bad puns and snobby voices. I plan on watching the Lord Of The Rings series and then going to see The Hobbit sometime soon. I saw SKYFALL for the second time again last night. I guess you can tell by my short, choppy sentences that I don't have much to talk about. I guess I'll sign off now.

Stay Classy,

-Will

Happy Belated Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving! May all your days be merry and bright! What's up people? Today's Monday, and I thought about making a post. I didn't really feel like making a post yesterday, because I wanted to be with my family. I had a very good Thanksgiving, but not fantastic. (Making myself a half-glass empty today). Today was a little aggravating, with a lot of going on, and just a plain old Monday. Let me put it this way: one does not simply go back to school after four days of Thanksgiving vacation. I'm gonna rant. Why? Because I can. Things I hate: -when people eat things with their hands that are not meant to be eaten with hands (ex. mashed taters) -when people take crackers and dip them in peanut butter. -when people are polar opposites to my political views. -when my typewriters have to get a new ribbon due a not-so-bright medium-sized child who is around four. -when people clear their throat constantly. That's my rant for today, I'll make another post for the extremely eager followers. (Just kidding, about three people read this.)

SKYFALL- Review

As a genuine and loyal 007 fan, I honestly have to say that this is the best James Bond movie since Goldeneye. This afternoon I saw the instant classic, SKYFALL, with my father. As an experienced movie watcher, I professionally give this movie a 9/10, because the vast *NEW* characters and beautiful settings. Not to mention the great acting, and terrific plot. I won't spoil the ending, in case any of you want to go see it, but I will warn you. There is a BIG twist at the end. Do yourself a favor and go see it. Stay Classy, -Will

FUN FACTS-3

Fun Facts---

-In 1938 LIFE Magazine made Adolf Hitler Man of the Year.

-Buttermilk does not contain any butter.

-Jupiter is a failed star, which is 27 times too small.

-A Leap Year has 64,000 more seconds than a regular year.

-Elephants are the only animals in the world with four knees.

-On December 16, 1811, the Mississippi River flowed backwards due to an earthquake.

-There are 722 miles of railroad track in the NYC Subway system.

-Abraham Lincoln died at the age of 56.


Thanks for reading , and as always, 

Stay Classy.

-Will

Fun Facts-2

FUN FACTS---2!

-The first Winter Olympic Games were held in Chamonix, France, in 1924.

-The site where the Parthenon was built had to be cleared out of hundreds of dinosaur bones, (then called Giant's bones), before construction could begin.

-The Red Baron applied to both the German Army Air Service and the British Royal Air Force.

-The original MGM lion killed its trainer the same day  the original logo was filmed.

-Uncle Sam's face was modeled after a Canadian salesman.

-General George Patton was an accomplished taxidermist.


-Every year, more divers are injured by clams, than sharks.

Hope you enjoyed and as always,

Stay Classy,

-Will