The Problem With "Coexisting"

Well, here I am making yet another post about a horrific tragedy. I hate this. When the Boston Marathon was bombed yesterday by terrorists, whether they be domestic or not, it got me thinking. It made me think of an episode of the late Archbishop Fulton Sheen's television show in which the former archbishop of New York claims that "co-existing" does not work. And he's absolutely right. All evils, past and present, have pleaded for "co-existence". They do this, because they are not yet strong enough to strike. They "play it safe" in a way, not challenging the "Americas" of history. (When I say Americas, I mean the evil's enemy, Like the Axis versus the Allies). We "co-existed" with the Nazis in the 1930's while they planned to literally take over the world, and eliminate every non-Nazi race on the planet, like Jews, Catholics, Protestants etc. We "co-existed" with the communists in Russia during the 1960's and 1970's while they persecuted anti-socialist groups in Poland and Germany. And we "co-existed" with Al-Qaeda and the Taliban pre-9/11 and continue to do so even after the horrid actions they took against our country with little to no justice because beaurocrats didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings. If we continue to "co-exist", the country will be eaten from the inside out with disgusting acts of terror such as the one yesterday.


Stay Classy and God Bless.


-Will

Looseleaf Paper

Hey guys Will here, hope my typecast is legible.
Stay Classy.


-Will

I'm Extremely Lazy

Hey Guys,
I have a confession to make.

I'm confessing that I have been diagnosed with severe laziness lately. I have not typed in such a long time. It's kind of upsetting that I have to push myself to type essays and reports. As you can see, I took a little break from blogging for a little bit. It was all a part of my master plan. Muhahahahah! No, I really planned to take a break, and I must say it feels GOOD to be back! I am going to throw myself into this blog, because the idle mind is the devil's playground, if you catch my drift. (People should really use that more often.) (Along with droppin' a beat). I'm starting to bring back 1970's terminology single-handedly in school and whenever I go out. My ventures into the typosphere lately have been seldom, but I have been looking for Olivetti's lately. The Italians are magicians with design. They also have the best food. (That's hardly debatable). I mean, look at their styling with cars. Ferrari, Lamborghini, the beauties are uncountable. The most beautiful car I have ever seen had Italian styling: the Jensen Interceptor. Now look at that automobile and tell me that's not one of the most beautiful cars you've ever seen! (Another hardly debatable subject). It's English but the styling is unmistakeably Italian. Well, whoever's Italian and reading this, you guys are the best. Sometimes.

Stay oh, so classy.

-Will

From THE ITALIAN STALLION, or my Olivetti Lettera 25

Didn't have much to do so I made a quick typecast from the L25!

Terrible Puns 1

I got this idea from Richard the Poltmeister over at Writing Ball. Now these puns aren't about typewriters, but they are pretty gosh darn bad. Woooooooooooo!





What cut the Roman Empire in half? A pair of Caesars!

What's a fake noodle? An impasta!

What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but then I got over it.

What do you call a crocodile that works for the police department? An investigator.

thanks for reading guys!

Stay Classy and Merry Christmas,

-Will

Photographs!

Hey! I decided to upload some pictures because I could, and that I would be making my first typecast! (crowd lets out terrific roar). It will be short but sweet and is down below. I don't have much to talk about, but it doesn't matter. HURRAH! Sorry for the bad quality, but it should be legible. Remember, it only my first of many typecasts! Look at that organized desk! And that Mercedes Superba in desperate need of repair! My Underwood No.5 posing with Cary Grant!

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND STAY CLASSY,

-Will

Tragedy

Well, this is upsetting. If you don't know, there has been a shooting in a school in Connecticut with an apparent psycho murdering 27 adults and 18 students. On an ironic note, my class watched IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, a timeless classic. I say it's ironic because the ultimate point of the film is that to say no life is a waste, through the life of George Bailey. It is one of my favorite movies, landing in at number two on my list. As for my life in typewriters, let's just say it's really slow. I have been throwing my eyes upon my new want: 1949 Empire Aristocrat. I know basically nothing about it, but I saw a video by Dr. Typewriter about it, and I have been looking for one since. I'm watching a 1980's Peanuts short. Those are never as good as the originals, with too many bad puns and snobby voices. I plan on watching the Lord Of The Rings series and then going to see The Hobbit sometime soon. I saw SKYFALL for the second time again last night. I guess you can tell by my short, choppy sentences that I don't have much to talk about. I guess I'll sign off now.

Stay Classy,

-Will