Terrible Puns 1

I got this idea from Richard the Poltmeister over at Writing Ball. Now these puns aren't about typewriters, but they are pretty gosh darn bad. Woooooooooooo!





What cut the Roman Empire in half? A pair of Caesars!

What's a fake noodle? An impasta!

What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but then I got over it.

What do you call a crocodile that works for the police department? An investigator.

thanks for reading guys!

Stay Classy and Merry Christmas,

-Will