Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Terrible Puns 1

I got this idea from Richard the Poltmeister over at Writing Ball. Now these puns aren't about typewriters, but they are pretty gosh darn bad. Woooooooooooo!

What cut the Roman Empire in half? A pair of Caesars!

What's a fake noodle? An impasta!

What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeƱo business!

Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but then I got over it.

What do you call a crocodile that works for the police department? An investigator.

thanks for reading guys!

Stay Classy and Merry Christmas,



  1. You know what? These are all good! Thanks!

    Merry Christmas.

    1. Well, all terrible puns Are great! Merry Christmas and stay classy

  2. Pun for pun. Or pun for fun.

    Merry Christmas!

  3. Puns can be one of the most entertaining ways to have fun with words. A pun inserted in a joke or riddle can result in an amusing punch line with the added element of surprise. The humor comes from the misuse of words that are spelled the same or sound similar, but have very different meanings.