I'm Extremely Lazy

Hey Guys,
I have a confession to make.

I'm confessing that I have been diagnosed with severe laziness lately. I have not typed in such a long time. It's kind of upsetting that I have to push myself to type essays and reports. As you can see, I took a little break from blogging for a little bit. It was all a part of my master plan. Muhahahahah! No, I really planned to take a break, and I must say it feels GOOD to be back! I am going to throw myself into this blog, because the idle mind is the devil's playground, if you catch my drift. (People should really use that more often.) (Along with droppin' a beat). I'm starting to bring back 1970's terminology single-handedly in school and whenever I go out. My ventures into the typosphere lately have been seldom, but I have been looking for Olivetti's lately. The Italians are magicians with design. They also have the best food. (That's hardly debatable). I mean, look at their styling with cars. Ferrari, Lamborghini, the beauties are uncountable. The most beautiful car I have ever seen had Italian styling: the Jensen Interceptor. Now look at that automobile and tell me that's not one of the most beautiful cars you've ever seen! (Another hardly debatable subject). It's English but the styling is unmistakeably Italian. Well, whoever's Italian and reading this, you guys are the best. Sometimes.

Stay oh, so classy.

-Will